99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
Did RDJ write this?
OH MY GOD
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
It’s English I swear…
Australian dialect is so weird and fascinating and clever.
What are they saying
Here’s Gazza the ambo who’s pulled an all nighter
Here is Gary, the paramedic who’s just worked all night
Nan and mum with the ankle biter
Grandma and mom with their little child
Stevo from Paddo on a break from a reno
Steve from Paddington taking a break from a renovation
Having a chinwag from the visiting relos
Chatting with visiting relatives
Back from the Murray are Hoddie and Binnie (???) with pav mcflurries and towin a tinny
Back from the Murray are (those two names I’m not familiar with) with Pavlova McFlurries and towing a boat
Hawko and Simmo in a ute that’s chockers
(someone who’s last name is probably Hawksomething) and Simon in a utility vehicle that’s full
Best behaviours fellas, these two are coppers
Be on your best behavior guys, those two are cops
Yep, there’s Jimbos and Bennos and Raches and Ackers
Yes, there’s Jims and Bens and Rachels and (people with last name that starts with Ack)
But there’s only one place on earth where you can get Macca’s
But there’s only one place on earth where you can get McDonald’s
Oh Lord the translation!
It never occurred to me that maybe Non-Australians find this difficult to understand.
ALSO here you are Feebs. This is a good comparison of slang/translation.
why do you need a translation? ~headtilt~ Mate?
There are people don’t call McDonald’s Maccas? Aww.
I simultaneously love that Australians are so obsessed with nicknames for everything that we have a nickname for McDonald’s that literally everyone uses, and am astonished that everyone in the world doesn’t call it Macca’s.
It does seem like another language now that you put it that way
that guy you called gay? he has a tumblr, too.
oomshi.tumblr.com follow him
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
- Miley Cyrus, FU